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A book never written: How to Decorate a Tree, by Orna Ment.

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? Their balls are just ornamental.

How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger!

What do you get when you cross a deer with rain? A reindeer!

My friend just won the Tallest Christmas Tree competition. I thought to myself, “How can you top that?”