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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic.

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells!

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backwards!

Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.