What’s Santa…

What’s Santa’s safe sex tip? Wrap your package before shoving it down the chimney.

Ähnliche Christmas Jokes

What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery? Welfy!

What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot? A chill pill.

Why is winter a snowman’s favourite time of year? Because they can camouflage!

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll!

Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas? Because they’re shell-fish.