What’s Santa…

Theresa May has asked Santa for a home makeover this year. First thing on the list was a new Cabinet!

What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery? Welfy!

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem.

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!

How does Christmas Day end? With the letter Y!