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Why did Jeremy Corbyn ask people not to eat sprouts on Christmas Day? He wants to give peas a chance!

What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve? Auld Fang Syne!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!

What’s Santa’s favorite song by the Ramones? Blitzen-krieg Bop.

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Kringle.