Where does Santa…

How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets...

Why has Boris Johnson bought mistletoe this year? Because he’s tired of being in the single market!

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll!

You know, that’s not a candy cane in my pocket… I’m just THAT happy to see you.

What does Donald Trump do after he pulls a cracker? Pays her off!