Which holiday mascot…

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!

What does Donald Trump do after he pulls a cracker? Pays her off!

Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? Because he went down in history.

What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? Hits a gnome and runs.

Why did Jeremy Corbyn ask people not to eat sprouts on Christmas Day? He wants to give peas a chance!