Who delivers presents…

What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.

What do you get when you cross a deer with rain? A reindeer!

The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.

What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? Hits a gnome and runs.

Why is winter a snowman’s favourite time of year? Because they can camouflage!