Who is Santa…

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

The Christmas jumper my kids gave me last year kept picking up static electricity. I took it back and exchanged...

What happened to the turkey at Christmas? It got gobbled!

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

Why does St. Nick like the Temptations’ version of Silent Night best? Because Santa Was A Rolling Stone.