Who is Santa…

Why did Jeremy Corbyn ask people not to eat sprouts on Christmas Day? He wants to give peas a chance!

What do you call Santa if he also lives in the South Pole? Bi-Polar.

What do reindeer say before they tell a joke? This one will sleigh you!

Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks!

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.