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How did the bauble know that she was addicted to Christmas? She’d been hooked on Christmas trees all her life.

Why does Santa always come through the chimney? Because he knows better than to try the back door.

Wanna see the North Pole? At least that’s what Mrs. Claus calls it.

What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.

Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star? Beyon-sleigh!