Why are Christmas…

What did Adam say the day before Christmas? “It’s Christmas, Eve!”

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He refers to his calen-deer.

A book never written: How to Decorate a Tree, by Orna Ment.

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered!

How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed!