Why are Christmas…

What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school? Present.

Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.

A book never written: How to Decorate a Tree, by Orna Ment.

What is the most competitive season? Win-ter!

Theresa May has asked Santa for a home makeover this year. First thing on the list was a new Cabinet!