Why are Christmas…

What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.

What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide greetings.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open til Christmas!

What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The Who!

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house!