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What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cari-boo.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed!

What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker.

Why has Boris Johnson bought mistletoe this year? Because he’s tired of being in the single market!