Why did Donald…

What does an elf study in school? The elf-abet.

A book never written: How to Decorate a Tree, by Orna Ment.

What do grapes sing at Christmas? 'Tis the season to be jelly.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you, did you get it?

How did the bauble know that she was addicted to Christmas? She’d been hooked on Christmas trees all her life.