Why did Santa…

Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Claus? He refused to let go of all those irritating ho’s.

Ähnliche Christmas Jokes

What’s the most popular Christmas carol in the desert? Oh caaamel ye faithful.

Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas? Because they’re shell-fish.

What’s Santa’s favorite snack food? Crisp Pringles.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!

What do grapes sing at Christmas? 'Tis the season to be jelly.