Why did the…

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!

Why does St. Nick like the Temptations’ version of Silent Night best? Because Santa Was A Rolling Stone.

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? Hits a gnome and runs.

What’s the difference between a Christmas tree and a man? A Christmas tree will stay up for 12 nights, has...