Why does Santa…

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot’s him.

Which football team did the baby Jesus support? Manger-ster United!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.