Why has Boris…

Why has Boris Johnson bought mistletoe this year? Because he’s tired of being in the single market!

Ähnliche Christmas Jokes

What is white and minty? A polo bear!

What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? “Chest and nuts roasting on an open fire…”

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem.

Why do mummies like Christmas so much? They’re into all the wrapping.

Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!