Why is everyone…

Why is Santa so damn jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.

What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play? Santapplause!

What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!

What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack.