Why is it…

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.

Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants? Elephanta Claus.

What’s the difference between a Christmas tree and a man? A Christmas tree will stay up for 12 nights, has...

What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school? Present.