Why is Santa…

Where does Santa keep all his money? At the local snow bank.

The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.

What do reindeer say before they tell a joke? This one will sleigh you!

What is Santa’s primary language? North Polish.

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson.