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How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger!

Why are Christmas trees better than men? Even the small ones give satisfaction.

My friend just won the Tallest Christmas Tree competition. I thought to myself, “How can you top that?”

What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot? A chill pill.

Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas? Because they’re shell-fish.