Why was Theresa…

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Kringle.

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? Because he had no body to go with!

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!

What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!