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Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.