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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there...

When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he squeezed the lemons and made orange juice.

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law and Order" are trademarked names.