Chuck Norris can…

Did you hear about the satellites’ wedding? The ceremony was OK, but the reception was terrific.

I'm skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day. That's a bit of a stretch.

Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.

What kind of milk is it easy to bounce stones on? Skim milk

Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels