Chuck Norris can…

What’s a parasite? A site you see in Paris.

What building in town has the most stories? The library!

My wife of 60 years told me, “Let’s go upstairs and make love.” I just sighed and said, “Choose one,...

Q: Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist? A: Because it was feeling crumby.

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high!