Chuck Norris can…

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.

When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he squeezed the lemons and made orange juice.

Chuck Norris beats rock, paper, scissors. Cannon balls, tanks, super destroyers, exploding stars — I could go on.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It didn’t work.