Chuck Norris’ cowboy…

I guess when you’re young, you just believe there’ll be many people… you’ll connect with. Later in life, you realize...

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? “You crack me up!”

I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.

Why did 6 get mad at 7? Because 7 8 9!

3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.