Chuck Norris doesn’t…

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When’s the next best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker? Next Friday

Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning? Because it was Decembrrrrr!

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? Its parents wouldn’t cosine.