Chuck Norris found…

Walking past a veterinary clinic, a woman noticed a small boy and his dog waiting outside. ‘Are you here to...

What’s black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can’t tuna fish.

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? Big hands.