Chuck Norris is…

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris found the last digit of pi.