Chuck Norris knows …

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in...

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to look at a clock for the time. He tells the clock what time it’s supposed...

Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands 15 feet behind...