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Chuck Norris found the last digit of pi.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.