Chuck Norris named…

On the 7th day, God rested … Chuck Norris took over.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.

Do you know why everyone is afraid to come to my house? It’s haunted.

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two.