Chuck Norris once…

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the...

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

Chuck Norris stands faster than anyone can run.