Chuck Norris once…

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Why did the Secret Service surround the president with dozens of cows? They were trying to beef up security.

I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? "Graaaaaaaains!"

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.