Chuck Norris ordered…

When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he squeezed the lemons and made orange juice.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren’t before his first space expedition.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.