Chuck Norris plays…

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.