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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is...

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time.

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.