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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

What’s the strongest part of Chuck Norris? His opinion.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling.