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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren’t before his first space expedition.

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

Bigfoot claims he once saw Chuck Norris.