The chief export…

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Chuck Norris invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to look at a clock for the time. He tells the clock what time it’s supposed...