There is no chin…

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.

Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.