When Chuck Norris…

The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.