When Chuck Norris…

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After days of excruciating pain, the cobra passed away.

Mission Impossible was originally set in Chuck Norris’s house.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.