How does a…

What do you call a cow who has no ears? It doesn't matter, it is never going to hear you.

Where do cows get all their medicine? The farmacy!

What do you call a cow that’s laying down? Ground beef.

​I have a decent joke about a cow, but it’s pretty offensive, so I’ll probably need to take it down....

Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer’s hands were cold.