What do you…

What do you call a cow that drinks too much coffee? Over-calfinated.

What happened when the cow tried to jump the new barbed wire fence the farmer built? Udder destruction.

How do you tuck in a cow? Bull Sheets.

What did the cow say at the end of the workday? An udder day, an udder dollar.

You know what they say about cows…they're outstanding in their field.